I'm glad you are feeling better and your delectable bum should be healing nicely by now. If you have any problems I can give you a great salve that I swear by, made by yours truly. Oh, of course, you don't know that bit about me yet. Maybe later we can discuss it.
I must say, when you dropped your bike on the road outside my cottage to avoid hitting my latest orphaned animal, my heart melted. You can always tell a man's character by the way he treats animals. That is my opinion anyway and no one will tell me otherwise.
Here is how I see our relationship going. Just in case you were wondering, we will have one. The Fates saw fit to land you at my door and that, my handsome man, I take as a sign. After the worst case of man drought I have ever faced, it is a good sign, believe me.
Yes I am a slightly fruity character, I've actually been called worse but I can take it. I firmly believe there is someone for everyone out there and I have finally met my man.
So excited, I can tell you.
Now how about dinner tomorrow night? I can cook a meal, we can sit outside on the veranda and watch the boats sailing by with a glass of wine. After dinner I am sure we can find something to do to wile away the time. Did I mention I've been through a man drought? I'm sure I can find something you will like, wink wink.
We have so much to learn about each other and I for one am very keen to, well really get to know you. Did I mention the man drought already?
Well, enough of that. How about you arrive about sevenish. That way I can make sure we have the house to ourselves and there will be no interruptions while we, um, get to know each other better.
Looking forward to seeing you again,
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